Apply for Funding

Tell us everything. We'll tell you the truth back.

This is longer than a normal contact form on purpose. The more we actually know about the business, the sharper the answer — and the answer is always specific, whether it's a yes or a no.

Don't know a term below? There's a "What's this?" link right next to it, and a free tool to calculate it where one exists.

1. Who's applying

2. The business

3. The numbers

What it costs you, in ad spend and sales time, to win one new customer. Don't know yours? Calculate it free with the CAC Payback Calculator →

What one customer is worth to you in total profit over the whole time they stay — not just their first purchase. The CAC Payback Calculator → works this out from your margin too.

The percentage of customers who stop buying from or using you over a given period, usually measured monthly or yearly. No dedicated tool for this one — a rough estimate is still useful if you don't track it precisely.

The percentage of sales conversations that turn into a paying customer. Don't know yours? The Revenue Leak Calculator → works it out from your numbers.

What a typical customer actually pays you, on average, per sale or per contract. The Revenue Leak Calculator → uses this too.

The specific reason a customer picks you over the next option — and can't easily get the same thing elsewhere. If you're not sure you have one yet, that's genuinely useful for us to know before we start, not after.

4. Where you show up

Haven't run it yet? Free Website Grader → — five seconds, no signup.

5. Where it's actually broken

Genuinely not sure? Take the free 2-minute Readiness Score first →

Before you submit

Everything above is used only to evaluate this application and, if it's a fit, to start the work — never sold, never shared beyond that. It's collected and handled under our Privacy Policy, in line with GDPR and equivalent data-protection rules for wherever you're applying from. Please read it before you submit — it covers exactly what we collect, why, how long we keep it, and how to ask us to delete it at any time.

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What Happens Next

A real answer, either direction.

01

A person reads it

Not a routing rule, not a chatbot. The same people who'd do the work read the application.

02

We look before we answer

Your site, your socials, whatever's public — checked against what you told us, before you hear back.

03

You get the real answer

If we think we can get you to your first $1–5M, we tell you where we'd start. If we don't think it's a fit right now, we tell you exactly what to fix first — not just a no.